Kick off your shoes & Relax your feet

My name is Jamari Jordan and I’m from Stone Mountain, Georgia. I am an alumnus of the University of Georgia with a degree in Mass Media Arts, and I’m just waiting for Beyonce to stop being childish and realize she belongs with me.

Things to Know About Me:

    1. R&B is the soundtrack to my life.

    2. Michael Scott is my spirit animal; Dwight Schrute is my alter-ego.

    3. “She got a big booty, so I call her big booty” is the single greatest line in the history of mankind.

    1. Now that we have established these three things, welcome to my website.


The stories that you tell…

I have one goal in life: to tell stories. Writers and members of the media are the gatekeepers to society. We play a huge role in how our time will be remembered. Not just the stories we tell, but the way we tell them and the frames and lenses we use to look at them.

I want to tell stories that are important.

Stories that inspire.

Stories that make people laugh.

Stories that make people think.

Stories that will be remembered. 

Allow me to take you on a journey through my consciousness. I want you to see what I see. When I write, whether it be poetry or an opinion piece, look through my lens.

Immerse yourself in my thoughts.

My Stories

Pressured Perfection

Pressure bursts pipes and makes diamonds, but perfection and its pursuit makes me. Average is weak. Mediocrity is contagious. Good is for settlers, yet perfection is unattainable. If I’m not envied aspired to be, modeled after, who am I? My character, purpose, virtues, and very breath craves it. All because pressure bursts pipes, makes diamonds …